Achmed the dead terrorist:

"I don't kill Jewes.
I throw a penny between them and watch them fight each other to death. HAAHA
And I do the same thing to Catholic priests. But to them I throw a litte boy. HAHAAH
And the winner has to figh Michael Jackson. HAHAAH"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go